No more caffeine… F#ck me.

Why?

Oh the agony of it, no more coffee today is my last coffee forever. I have had 2 venti(s) and a Grande. I am done. I better have some sushi now…. I am fucking hungry and I have the shakes… Like Gator on Jungle Fever.

Life is cruel.
Why me, why now?
I AM THE MOTHER OF A 4 YR OLD….I NEED AN IV DRIP OF COFFEE TO MAKE IT THROUGH MY DIVORCE AND HER BECOMING A NEUROSURGEON.

Oh, its not healthy for you anymore… Uh, it was not healthy for me to begin with… But I drank it… Like I drank vodka. Vodka is not healthy either you 30 something, children-less women doctors with abs and a sex drive… Kick tocks.

So the angry but stunningly beautiful me, I sit in the chair of life defeated with honey scrub in my shins…

Contemplating my new life without coffee.

FIN.

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