Playdoh and the Apocalypse

Playdoh - Dough of Evil!

This is the beginning of the end! The apocalypse will start with Playdoh.

I am out of my intellectual depth! Do you hear me! Hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllo! Help me! Call 9-1-1.

I have never been a fan of Playdoh and I had Playdoh as a kid. Yet, I know that it is EVIL. It dries. It clumps, it multiples, it spreads over our media room. My child …. do I thwart her dreams of squishing some soft textured dough in hopes it improves the dexterity of her fingers. Who am I right now? A substance that I cannot even define unless I “google” it has given me the shakes. This is a formidable enemy that knows no bounds!

I had to reach out to a multitude of people on facebook for help…. this is the type of war I’m fighting! I need more to join my army people!

Here’s the best piece of advice I got:

If you, like me are in fear of the squishy substance of Lucifer himself… you are not alone, my friend. YOU ARE NOT ALONE!